Freaky but good

Saw this video on the tube and really liked it so i share it with my world!!!

Why do i hate myself?

Today while I was on the elliptical at the gym, when all of a sudden something hit me… WHY was I on the elliptical!!! I clearly hated every pain staking minute on the damn thing and wasn’t having any fun, but for some odd reason I go every other day and spend 40 minutes on a machine that laughs at me when I get on and continues to laugh till I’m gone and out of sight… Kind of like the scale… and my girl when she watches me do anything I call athletic : ( . So while ellipticalling dwelling on it, I realized I was doing it to get skinny, I’m sick of every time I take my shirt off at the beach the guys from “Whale Wars” show up to stop others from laughing at me (they’re so embarrassing). Be perfect like an ambrocrombie model or fit in any of there clothing without having to go online because the sizes they have at the stores say “not for your fat ass”. I digress, I just want a clear answer on, is it society pushing us to be more to there liking or is just the self hating me that pushes me to do it. Now I do think its society but at the same time I understand that I have free will and that at any moment I can say no to 12 beers with the 50 hot wings on 10 cent wing nights (Mmmmmm). I’m not going to sue corona for giving me a beer belly and not putting there nutrition facts on the bottle that’s stupid I know beer is bad for me (c’mon if you don’t, someone should throw you screaming from an airplane while having a pine cone shoved up your ass). But at the same time it’s forced on us by commercials and hot babes that snicker at us when we take our shirts off at the beach. Just today I found out that the government is planning to tax regular soda and juice drinks… now I’m all for being healthy and my self hating self hasn’t had a regular soda in like 3 yrs (water for this husky man) but seriously let us decide our fate… we have the ability to make a decision, whether it’s the right one is in the eye of the beholder. But what’s next beer tax, hooker tax or, bottom shelf alcohol tax. Rule of nature is “only the strong survive”, so let the m*tha f*cka that wants to die of over eating at McDonalds die a happy man with no extra tax (but shoot the m*tha F*cka that sues them for making him fat and tax him). Not letting anyone make a health decision for themselves, for what? So that people may live longer? That’s Dumb, not to include the fact that when I’m eligible for social security I’m not getting a cent. So why live longer? Old, broke and, miserable? or young and having fun? its our choice not the governments (That’s the way I see it)

With that I leave you with something one of my favorite comedians said “Gabriel don’t you want to live for a long time….. NOT IF I CANT EAT TACO’S” –Gabriel Iglesias



By the way I am self hating, so I know it was me pushing me on the elliptical...
Society just helps.

First ever!!!

Hello Blog World!!!!

Well this is my first Blog. Figure I’ll explain something about myself. I’m not great speller or writer I failed English in high school and am a college dropout. I’m the average Hispanic-American living in NY (not the city but in the borough’s). Now this isn’t a dating site so that’s all you really need to know so if your going to make fun of my writing please make a donation so I can get an edumakashon or if you don’t want to do that then just hit back or the little X in the corner and go pray for the youth of tomorrow. This blog is made to get shit off my chest and help me bitch or like Peter Griffen says “what really grinds my gears” LOL (that’s write I wrote that). In the average day I notice people never using there common sense not saying it doesn’t escape me, but c’mon something that looks obvious, is well…. OBVIOUS!!! But ill get you explanations in the future of this blog. Also anything that I like too, (can’t be all negative) for example my thoughts on a UFC and if it was worth the 40 bucks and, anything else my simple but complicated mind can think of. Thank you for reading and hopefully we can all have a little fun and have some laughs along the way and you’ll read more in the future. Ill also try to update weekly or when something really pisses off that I have to write about it. Enjoy…

Malo35NY